Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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