LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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