wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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