school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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