I hate your face
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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