And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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