i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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