Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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