I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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