He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
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