I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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