I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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