just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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