dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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