she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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