I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Girls should come with a carfax report
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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