I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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