Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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