he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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