What a fucking waste of an outfit
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Randomize
