It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize
