i just google imaged poop.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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