Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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