sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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