I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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