Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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