either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
my sisters under your porch take her home
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize