cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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