check it out our google latitudes are spooning
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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