Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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