Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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