Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I came so hard my ears popped.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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