Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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