1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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