I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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