i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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