fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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