She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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