The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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