Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
