I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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