Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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