I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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