just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Randomize
