she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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