You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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