I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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