Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
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