Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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