The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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