he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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