So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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