just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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