i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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