do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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